It doesn´t really feels like something that should be here...but hey, it has very dumb humour which is entertaining as it is. Excelent content, just maybe not the best platform to publish this on? i seriously hope you have published in other platforms aswell. Keep the good work! its a great piece.

It's a fun short game and it fullfills it's purpose. HOWEVER, i have three complains:
-You should clarify you need to press spacebar to start, i was like 5 minutes trying to figure out what to do, at it pissed me off a bit.
-There is a point arround 500 million points where even if you cross the goal, the game doesn't calculate it so i'm stuck going left and right crossing the goal without adding any points.
-There is no sound at all, i'm not gonna ask you for a AAA composition, but at least a bleep when you cross the goal it's a huge boost to your game.
Sorry my review was so long and my english so poor, keep it up!
-Liam.

a small, simple and short game that get's boring quickly , not much else to say.
i would recomend adding some music in the background to make the experience a bit more fun. Like this, getting and beating the boss it's a chore.
nice graphics and though somewhat laggy a nice gameplay

sorry, it's a nice concept, but it can't be even called an alpha version. It's like you just wanted to show your landscapes...it may had been a nice practice, but i can't approve this as a game, it needs much more work and love to be one.
pd: music doesn't loop, i can't find the exit life on the fourth level and nothing avoids me jumping off the platform and falling in the void---- keep working on it and it may be something good.